My Oktoberfest Souvineer

So, when were leaving Oktoberfest, I got all the souvineers I needed. I bought a dirndl t-shirt, a magnet for my collection, a heart cookie that says "Oktoberfest", and I stole a beer stein.

Wait, what was that I said? A STOLEN beer stein? Haha. Anyway, you aren't supposed to leave with them of course, but some drunk person dropped this one, like so many others, on the ground. So I just happened to pick it up.

Now, how do they make sure that nobody leaves with them....yeah, they post security and the Polizei at all the entrances. So as we were walking up the path near the woods where we came in, I saw them checking someone for a beer stein up ahead of us....so I cleverly pulled out the tshirt I had purchased, put the beer stein in the bottom of the bag with the other things on top, and then we changed directions. Unfortunately, there were Polizei at the next exit too.....but that was not going to stop me from keeping my souvineer! So we walked through the woods! Simple! Anyway, I don't feel guilty because so many of the steins get smashed by drunk people, they wont miss the one single one I took from the ground on the street. (: And here I am, in dirndl and all....very proud of my new souvineer!